mayonnaise

this is a very random post.

one out of the many things i really wish for is ; to detest mayonnaise like there's no tomorrow and never ever to touch these little unable to not love and sinful fuckers!!!

this is one of the bestest mayonnaise ever.

everyone knows how much i love mayonnaise to death (literally i tell you) and nothing cannot be dipped with it. its like the bestest accompanion sauce ever. YOU KNOW??? which also explains the expanding size over the past few years.

people don't understand why i love mayonnaise so much that whatever i eat, if there's any chances to ask for mayonnaise, I WILL NEVER EVER MISS OUT THE OPPORTUNITY K just like i don't understand why some people love wasabi to death like that.

i also cannot explain why but i certainly do hope i can find a way to hate mayonnaise.

my love for mayonnaise is so strong to the extend that daddy got totally pissed with me one fine day after numerous times of warning how mayonnaise is unhealthy, how it is gonna harm me with the amount i consume and bla bla. so one day, he finally flared and scolded me like mad about it.

wanton mees, ramens, rices, biscuits, steamed food, steamboats , soup stuffs, whatever salty food you name it, and whenever the opportunity to get hold of mayonnaise, MUST BE dipped into the sauce before into my mouth for as long as i started having my first mayonnaise taste.

and i get quite annoyed with food tenders give me miserable amount of mayo. like its gonna cost them very much like that. some even so diluted also bu gan yan give more.

you know, i always thought ajisen's ramen was the best as compared to rest because every single mouth of noodles i eat, i make sure there's mayonnaise on top first before eating it and i tell you, the combo is FUCKING NICE LIKE SIAO. you should really try it.

so that was why i always loved ajisen. until recently, i tried eating the ramen without sauce, i find the noodle tasteless and not what i usually eat UNTIL i did the usual procedure before sending it into my mouth. AND YES, THAT WAS THE 'REAL' AJISEN RAMEN.

i know, its quite siao.

most of the time when i eat out with friends, especially oil farm, where i will dip whatever food into mayonnaise, they will think i either have a weird tastebud or give me that ???? look and wtf me.

i know its really unhealthy to consume so much mayonnaise, especially on regular basis.

you know, fried rice with mayo?? stir fried xiao bai cai with mayo?? these kind?? this is the extend of how much i cannot live without mayonnaise.

and i always ask for mc's mayo and whenever there's left over packets unopened, THEY WILL GO INTO MY BAG AND THEN HOME because mc has one of the bestest mayo ever lor. i know its damn aunte and all but i don't care. at least i can enjoy it when i use it at home. who cares what others think lor.

but still!!! its really out of control and its so bloody hard to resist the temptation. so i wish i will get sick of mayonnaise to the extend i will never ever wanna touch it again.

maybe drown in a pool of mayonnaise or what.

you don't know, whenever i eat mayonnaise like there's no tomorrow, oil farm and wei will give that very disgusted wtf face to me and the worst thing is that i see and eat with the 2 of them most which i will everytime suffer the response they give (apart from family, especially THE father). but i cannot help it what.

but recently its more under control on the consumption under 'supervision' and constant nagging from wei. and it took quite a few months to really want to control the consumption. I MEAN, HOW CAN RESIST IT??? but at least i stop trying to mix my fried rice w mayo, stir mayo into my corn soup.

OMG! u saw the middle bottle? 1kg of it.

anyway, you just gotta try japanese mayo (as pic abv) with ajisen's ramen CUZ IT ROCKS LIKE SIAO.

and, mc's mayonnaise is the best american mayo i ever tasted before. i hate bottled package mayo where you have to scoop it using spoon because the smell stinks and the taste sucks.

so far, i haven't seen anyone who has 'common interest' with me to love mayonnaise like siao. and this is a good thing because their portion of mayonnaise can give me!! hahahahaha!

but i still hope there's someone to share my interest of appreciating mayonnaise. lolllllllllllllll

like i said, this is a really random post.

LONG LIVE MAYONNAISE!